Soccer Songs - Funny Soccer Songs and Chants

Soccer Songs

I have been to a soccer stadium a couple of times and the majority of chants sung were really lewd and uninspired, insulting the rival team's and the referee's family and origins. That doesn't mean soccer fans can't invent real gems from time to time.

Funny Songs

Funny Soccer Song: Anti-Aston Villa

Don't cry for me Argentina parody.

Don't cry for me Aston Villa, 
The truth is no one likes you, 
All through your crap days, 
Of your sad existence, 
We stayed away, 
We kept our distance.

Funny Soccer Song: Anti-Referees

Three Blind Mice (!) parody.

"Three blind refs,
Three blind refs,
See how they run!
See how they run!

Their whistles are stuck,
And their eyes are closed!
What they call, nobody knows!

Three blind refs,
Three blind refs..."

Funny Soccer Song: Anti-Tottenham (by Arsenal fans)

Away in a Manger (!) parody. Is nothing sacred?

Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little Lord Jesus
stood up and he said...
WE HATE TOTTENHAM, AND WE HATE TOTTENHAM...

Here is an interesting archive with many soccer chants and songs. If you found the three funny soccer songs above offending, then you're definitely going to be offended by this site, so enter at your own risk. -- http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/2428/

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